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Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8781) - you deserved it (30626)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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shoulda been luigi

#1 - On 01/25/2010 at 5:47pm by polarbare

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Doo. Doo. Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doooooooo.

Ah, crap, and you're all out of lives!

#6 - On 01/25/2010 at 5:53pm by redblueviolet

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