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Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML
Doo. Doo. Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doooooooo.
Ah, crap, and you're all out of lives!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 18 August 2014