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Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33551) - you deserved it (2430)

On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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subtle

#3 - On 01/24/2010 at 6:08am by Poetic_catfish

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Context is important, so don't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was texting a friend who doesn't like you, and lied about intending to break up with you to get said friend off his back. Maybe a friend stole his phone while he was passed out or something and tried to prank you with that text.

Not saying it's likely... just saying, don't jump in and do something you might regret.

#10 - On 01/24/2010 at 6:20am by twoknives

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