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Today, I was washing my hair in the shower when the water went ice cold. It's 20 degrees outside and we have soft water which takes a longer time to wash away soap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23500) - you deserved it (2691)

On 01/23/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Moondoggie_ggk69 (man) - United States (Alabama)

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that's when u should step out if the shower and rinse ur hair in the sink

#1 - On 01/23/2010 at 5:09pm by hoopstar15

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Kids and their hot water and reverse osmosis filters. You don't know how lucky you have it. Back when I was a kid we bathed in rocks, wiped our rears with broken glass and walked to school (uphill both ways) barefoot through a briar patch.

#44 - On 01/23/2010 at 10:11pm by saaaammmmm

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