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Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldnt fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37833) - you deserved it (1497)

On 02/19/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by sucks2suck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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