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Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldnt fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49389) - you deserved it (2536)

On 02/19/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by sucks2suck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Don't talk to them for a few years and I am willing to bet they'd learn to make time for you.

#29 - On 03/26/2009 at 12:08am by Scrambles

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aww that's one of the saddest i've heard.

#1 - On 02/19/2009 at 4:57am by angiepangie

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