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Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML

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On 01/20/2010 at 5:01am - misc - by embarrassedinretail (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Um. No. You didn't have to listen to the whole thing. You should have hung up. YDI

#5 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:14am by AnneOminous

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"I'm sorry dad, I'm at work, I have to go."

Polite and nonoffensive. Alternatively, just hang up. Is that so hard? You're at work, you have better things to do than to listen to someone sing, I'm sure your father would understand.

#9 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:22am by _Mazza_

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