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Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying "yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3652) - you totally deserved it (22826)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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snapppp

#1 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:05am by SliceNthrice

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dam rite

#93 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:07am by soccer060

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YDI for being a lonely bastard and for starting with your mom.

#95 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:58pm by ILikePopCorn

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touché

#98 - On 04/04/2010 at 12:27pm by VDG

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u got
mama owned...

#99 - On 04/09/2010 at 3:12am by getwild

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at least she didn't say it JUST to you.

#101 - On 05/02/2010 at 11:38am by sugababy234565

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sucks for you

#2 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:07am by pipp360

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no he deserves it

#103 - On 08/29/2010 at 4:30am by Josk95

Thats a bummer lol

#3 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:10am by School_Hater

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pretty sure you deserved that. now go grow old alone.

#92 - On 01/31/2010 at 7:58pm by deadsrs

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I guess she told you, huh?

#4 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:11am by girlygirl666

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lol what happened can joke but not take it?

#5 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:14am by YoungE

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Lolol....BURN!

#6 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:19am by crankyinthemorn

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PWNED!

#7 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:21am by junying

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ahahaha. best comeback ever.

#8 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:21am by littleredrider

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and this is an fml because...you...got what you deserved?

#9 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:23am by organisedchaos

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Don't dish it out if you can't take it yourself.

#10 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:26am by Jimboom

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YDI, your mom does a lot for you. So what if she's old? Jerk.

#11 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:43am by Shystai

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Er... YDI for not being able to take your own joke thrown back at you? Yeah, that sounds about right.

#12 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:50am by failuristic

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It sucks getting old and hearing jokes about it is just aggravating. Why make life harder for people?

#13 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:52am by saaaammmmm

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YDI your time will also come

#14 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:53am by Cruth

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Soona or lata God gonna strike ya down, Missy..

#15 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:54am by mercyFML

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owned!!!!

#16 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:56am by 123e3

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ydi for taking it personally. Don't dish it if you can't take it!

#17 - On 01/20/2010 at 10:59am by idkweird

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And nothing ages a mother more than children who stay "on the shelf" way past their expiration dates!

You have to be nice to your mom! While my mom was listening, I told my brother that we'd better start taking care of ourselves or people will think we're her brothers, not her sons! That's what a good boy says :)

#18 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:00am by perdix

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Ahahaha, that's genius.

#20 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:13am by Jodziee

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I will totally use that to gain good points with my mom!!!

#102 - On 08/05/2010 at 10:47am by Dezzi4Life

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lmao! whoo, i love it when i hear stories of parents pwning their kids. lmao. ydi, for not being able to take what you were giving out. haha

#19 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:03am by gilly011

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you deserved it!

#21 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:15am by justjacky

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your mom sounds awesome.

Come on, you should know better than to tease a woman about her age.

#22 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:26am by nofxtime

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ZING! She got you there.

#23 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:28am by Anteezy

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I like your Mom. When you get to her side of the age curve you should make sure someone wants to marry you.

#24 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:31am by Joceannora

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:D karama is a bitch but your mom is funny. don't take it seriously

#25 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:35am by Sekococo

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Mom Win!

Move out before you are elected President of The Losers Club.

#26 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:48am by CallMeHush

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...probably also jokingly. grow a pair.

#27 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:59am by carrotpuke

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Your mom is cool OP.

#28 - On 01/20/2010 at 12:48pm by heartlessagony

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Looks like you brought a knife to a gunfight. pwned!

#29 - On 01/20/2010 at 1:03pm by sparxva

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dannnnng that's messed up LMBO

#30 - On 01/20/2010 at 1:06pm by thaprodigy_07

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you want some ice for that burn?

#31 - On 01/20/2010 at 1:17pm by Erock5718

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Haha your mom got in that ass!

#32 - On 01/20/2010 at 1:27pm by TheRipper

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LOL ,,,mom 1 kids 0..hahahaha go mom!

#33 - On 01/20/2010 at 1:28pm by xxxviii

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BURN! Your mom is awesome. She completely whooped you at your own game, lol.

#34 - On 01/20/2010 at 1:31pm by israelnotjacob

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Classic. Haha, this reminds me of when I first started reading FMLs...definitely added this one to my favorites! :)

#35 - On 01/20/2010 at 1:36pm by graciedacie

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lmao that's great!!

#36 - On 01/20/2010 at 2:05pm by raquellybear

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now if you posted this in good humor, then good and ydi. but if your seriously upset about it then get over it. you started it. and you still deserved it.

#37 - On 01/20/2010 at 2:05pm by Laurenlesley

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EPIC WIN!
YDI!

#38 - On 01/20/2010 at 2:15pm by iheartjustinsane

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Your Mom for the WIN!!!!

#39 - On 01/20/2010 at 2:53pm by suesblues

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#40 - On 01/20/2010 at 2:54pm by Omnigeek6

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In the wise words of Kelso... BURN!!!!!!

#41 - On 01/20/2010 at 3:34pm by Alphette

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Just got BURNT!

#42 - On 01/20/2010 at 3:36pm by YDIForSure

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#43 - On 01/20/2010 at 3:37pm by 42billybob

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that is just funny LOL

#44 - On 01/20/2010 at 3:46pm by Frank155

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mom 1 little kid 0

#45 - On 01/20/2010 at 4:02pm by pompompom

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ydi for not marrying your brother and moving to alabama

#46 - On 01/20/2010 at 4:18pm by iwillalwaysydi

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Knock and Out

#47 - On 01/20/2010 at 4:18pm by me5

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YDI

You can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen...

#48 - On 01/20/2010 at 4:32pm by xmagster

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It's not really an FML... You made fun of your mother (in a joking way), and she got you back (in a joking way). If that's the only thing not working out for you right now, consider yourself lucky. -_-;

#49 - On 01/20/2010 at 4:47pm by RainbowPoof

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Sounds like Mom pwnd both of you.

#50 - On 01/20/2010 at 5:04pm by DeathShad0

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oooooo, burn!

#51 - On 01/20/2010 at 5:23pm by TheCoolGuy3434

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oh DAMN. Nice one mom

#52 - On 01/20/2010 at 5:32pm by PurpleKuSh

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you suck, have some respect for your mom you little git. take yourself outside and have a word. YTDI

#53 - On 01/20/2010 at 5:44pm by dzerzhinsky

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Zing!

#54 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:00pm by davek

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nothing stronger then a mothes love ! :P

#55 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:06pm by omgsome1helpme

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ydi for not having a sense of humor

#56 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:07pm by NotQuiteKendall

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You just got OWNED!!! Take a short walk off a big cliff.....

#57 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:10pm by crzyjkrsd

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that was amazing I like it hahahahahah I'll pass it to my friends lol

#58 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:10pm by izzie86

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haha that's a good 1

#59 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:17pm by dman5

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How is this an FML?

Are you freaking kidding me, FML has become so bad now.

These are not FML's but really what someone said versus the instance of their actions.

#60 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:33pm by YOULIVETODIE

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PWNED!!!!!

#61 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:46pm by zac2012

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how is this an fml? You teased your mom and she teased you back. The only fml I can see is that you can't take a joke.

#62 - On 01/20/2010 at 7:01pm by ladykitty

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I think the fml here is that it's true.

#70 - On 01/20/2010 at 8:16pm by zingg1898

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ouch... Double Burn!!! your mom totally schooled you!

#63 - On 01/20/2010 at 7:02pm by d_elle1016

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All the other comments just about nailed it. Boy, you just got served!

#64 - On 01/20/2010 at 7:02pm by OkageStarr

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha goo mom!!

#65 - On 01/20/2010 at 7:39pm by exquisite

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She's not old. Just experienced

#66 - On 01/20/2010 at 7:47pm by kavanaghnesd

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Epic burn! Shame on your dumb ass for teasing someone for something she has no control over.

#67 - On 01/20/2010 at 8:04pm by Crittz

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You, sir, just got SERVED!

#68 - On 01/20/2010 at 8:04pm by Major_Panama

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You sooo deserved that wicked Mom burn! YDI

#69 - On 01/20/2010 at 8:15pm by onnielief

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owned

#71 - On 01/20/2010 at 8:55pm by davidhasmorefun

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Burn

#72 - On 01/20/2010 at 9:13pm by xlostwithoutu

dats some cold shit! but ur mom wins.

#73 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:06pm by mustangslax22

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can a brother get a "burned?"

#74 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:07pm by xxwtfwasthatxx

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That's okay. I'm 27 and unmarried. Join the club, we meet on Thursdays.

#75 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:31pm by littlemissbitchy

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Damn, you need some medication for the BURN?

#76 - On 01/20/2010 at 11:35pm by YeahFMLxX

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Your mom wins

#77 - On 01/21/2010 at 12:35am by Bud

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Oooooohhhhhh snap! You got dissed by an "old lady"

#78 - On 01/21/2010 at 1:21am by flame1819

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you should never joke about a woman's age.... that's how you get killed!

#79 - On 01/21/2010 at 1:49am by deathunleashed

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incineration!

#80 - On 01/21/2010 at 2:01am by cmac86

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WOOOOO SINGLE FOREVER BITCHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................i'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now................

#81 - On 01/21/2010 at 2:08am by EveryDayJackAss

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Your mum is awesome

#82 - On 01/21/2010 at 1:31pm by Sazula

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Way to go MOM!

ZING!

#83 - On 01/21/2010 at 1:46pm by AmbrosiaFan

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Ydi

#84 - On 01/21/2010 at 4:28pm by macgruberiscool

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aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

#85 - On 01/21/2010 at 10:00pm by lerosa

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Bet that shut you up haha. Your mom sounds like shes fun to be around

#86 - On 01/22/2010 at 5:00am by PillsburyDopeBoy

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it's not an fml, it's your mom having a good comeback.

#87 - On 01/22/2010 at 8:17am by andrewcexy

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Sounds like you have a really cool mom!

Btw, I know that you were just jokingly teasing you mom, but you should refrain from such behaviour from now on. Growing old is depressing enough for most women, so there's no need for anyone to rub it in. Even though I'm sure you ment no harm, it was probably a very unpleasant situation for your mom. Be nicer to her - you owe her your entire existance!

#88 - On 01/22/2010 at 4:04pm by shalizzz

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Totally owned

#89 - On 01/25/2010 at 8:52pm by vbuttcase101

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You kinda started it. YDI

#90 - On 01/26/2010 at 10:49pm by tdawgheath

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Your mom's a genius.

#91 - On 01/27/2010 at 5:15am by MomoPeach

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one word.......... poned!
and you sorta started it

#94 - On 02/13/2010 at 12:07pm by harrypotterfan12

Ooooh! That's why you don't mess with moms :P
Unless you're like 15 or something :P

#96 - On 03/19/2010 at 7:38pm by atreyu947

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ur mom pwned u.

#97 - On 03/25/2010 at 5:01pm by recreationxd

You started it. And got owned by your mom.

#100 - On 04/27/2010 at 11:14am by magicmushrooms

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