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Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4936) - you deserved it (21362)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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