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Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6242) - you deserved it (41050)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

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