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Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8391) - you deserved it (55586)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

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you totally deserve it for being so dumb. wouldn't you at least been able to feel if it's on or something?

#3 - On 01/18/2010 at 10:10am by harrisonmoon

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fucking idiot..

#4 - On 01/18/2010 at 10:11am by Xellith

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