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Today, my 6-year-old cousin came to my door, demanding canned food. I asked him what for, and he said, "Dad said I needed them for a school project." I said all right, and he started raiding my pantry. I was left with only green beans. He stole all my Spaghetti O's. FML

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On 01/16/2010 at 11:43pm - misc - by Stumble (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Ummmm... what? You're surprised because a six year old took Spaghetti-O's and left the green beans?

Really?

#9 - On 01/17/2010 at 4:32am by FerrariCake

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technically he didn't steal anything since you said it was alright.

#6 - On 01/17/2010 at 4:29am by waspbr

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