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Today, I found out what I look like drunk and naked while swinging a tennis racket thanks to a picture message forwarded to just about everyone I know and some I don't. Among the numbers the text was sent to was a familiar one. My mom's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6078) - you deserved it (18690)

On 01/16/2010 at 2:26am - misc - by ObeseCaveDweller (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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At least your mom will know that all that money she spent on tennis lessons has finally paid off!

I hope you demonstrated the proper grip and follow-through.

#3 - On 01/16/2010 at 10:11am by perdix

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Wow, you found all this out by yourself? Awsome! Now, you think you can learn to pour piss from a boot if the directions were written on the bottom of it? They put up those "Slow Children Playing" signs just for you sweetie.

#10 - On 01/16/2010 at 11:46am by Joceannora

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