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Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19545) - you deserved it (2642)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)

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