Today, while at a bar a woman of about 40 came up to me and asked me to dance, and being only 20 I thought I had met the perfect "cougar" for a one night stand. After a few up-beat dances, a slower song came on and we continued to dance. She started sobbing and claimed I was the son she never had. FML

by indiansbaseball4 / 01/14/2010 at 3:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • YDI, one night stands suck.

    #4 - On 01/14/2010 at 10:16am by Rynk95

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  • You should have told her she was like the grandmother you never had. That will help her out with her mid life crisis.

    #7 - On 01/14/2010 at 10:30am by douchbaggins

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