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Today, while at a bar a woman of about 40 came up to me and asked me to dance, and being only 20 I thought I had met the perfect "cougar" for a one night stand. After a few up-beat dances, a slower song came on and we continued to dance. She started sobbing and claimed I was the son she never had. FML
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You should have told her she was like the grandmother you never had. That will help her out with her mid life crisis.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014