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Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12655) - you deserved it (19468)

On 01/12/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by meee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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oops.
you were right to worry though

#1 - On 01/13/2010 at 3:05am by cheque_please

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Ouch. Good job for being scared though. Creeps are common.

#2 - On 01/13/2010 at 3:06am by whatevershesaid

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