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Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3847) - you deserved it (27592)

On 01/10/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Lady (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Maybe you should be sotally tober before you clean.

#6 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:38am by E40

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You people suggesting that the OP say s/he was sick and couldn't make it to the toilet obviously haven't been around a lot of kids.
Not to be disgusting, but there is a huge difference in odor between sick-puke, motion-sick-puke, and beer puke. The only way OP could get away with it would be by saying she was drinking by herself and puked, but since there's a 99% chance that she is underage, that probably wouldn't help her much.

YDI for so many reasons.

#49 - On 01/15/2010 at 10:15pm by aprilrain47

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