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Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML
YDI. :/ since it seems like you're far too young to be throwing parties anyways (since you're getting rid of the evidence?).
Maybe you should be sotally tober before you clean.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015