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Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3376) - you deserved it (25133)

On 01/10/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Lady (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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