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TODAY... I HAD TO CLEAN MAH HOUSE TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE OF THE PARTY I THREW LAST NIGHT. I ATTEMPTD TO CLEAN THE PUKE STAIN ON MAH CARPETHILE STILL DRUNK. I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL THIS MORNING THAT THE ALL PURPOSE CLEANER I USD WAS ACTUALLY ALL PURPOSE ADHESIVE. THE EVIDENCE IS NOW GLUD TO MAH CARPET. FML
YDI. :/ since it seems like you're far too young to be throwing parties anyways (since you're getting rid of the evidence?).
Maybe you should be sotally tober before you clean.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015