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Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML
Maybe you should be sotally tober before you clean.
You people suggesting that the OP say s/he was sick and couldn't make it to the toilet obviously haven't been around a lot of kids.
Not to be disgusting, but there is a huge difference in odor between sick-puke, motion-sick-puke, and beer puke. The only way OP could get away with it would be by saying she was drinking by herself and puked, but since there's a 99% chance that she is underage, that probably wouldn't help her much.
YDI for so many reasons.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.