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Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML
Maybe you should be sotally tober before you clean.
YDI. :/ since it seems like you're far too young to be throwing parties anyways (since you're getting rid of the evidence?).
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013