Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML

by Lady / 01/10/2010 at 7:21pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

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  • YDI. :/ since it seems like you're far too young to be throwing parties anyways (since you're getting rid of the evidence?).

    #1 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:18am by bluelabeled

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  • Maybe you should be sotally tober before you clean.

    #6 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:38am by E40

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