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Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43866) - you deserved it (23752)

On 03/31/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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