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Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23670) - you deserved it (6610)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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Sounds like you're a drummer. To be honest, it's probably because your bandmates don't know percussive technical terms. And even if they did, onomatopoeia is still the best way to describe what you mean when it comes to drums.

FYL if you're not a drummer.

#8 - On 01/09/2010 at 2:30pm by Besitzen

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when i read this i thought it said sticky dongs.

#6 - On 01/09/2010 at 2:27pm by SHAAAAAARK

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