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Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13784) - you deserved it (4498)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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