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Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped... right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12114) - you deserved it (4112)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:04pm - misc - by dancer4life (woman) - United States

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you deserve it because you don't know that it's spelled "barre," not "bar"

#9 - On 01/09/2010 at 4:15am by imsooooobored

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You are not a ballet dancer unless you know how to fall on your ass gracefully. It happens to all of us, calm down, I bet everyone else in the class has done it before! I once fell right down in the middle of doing fouettes, in the front of a four person formation, during a major performance (few hundred people watching?) and we were the only people on stage. Oh, and I had blue hair. You get over it, lol

#15 - On 01/09/2010 at 5:04am by marshmallowmouse

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