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Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I noticed that the toilet paper had butterflies printed on it. Never before had I felt bad for wiping my ass. FML

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On 01/07/2010 at 9:43am - misc - by Doomy (man) - United States (Washington)

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Why would you feel bad about wiping if there are butterflies PRINTED on the paper??

#1 - On 01/07/2010 at 10:14am by inconvienentgurl

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At least there weren't pictures of your mom on there :]

#2 - On 01/07/2010 at 10:16am by mercyFML

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