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Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31060) - you deserved it (3818)

On 01/05/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I don't see how this is necessarily a bad thing....

#3 - On 01/06/2010 at 3:22am by pocahontas888

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Hes just not that into you. Your not colourful enough.

#1 - On 01/06/2010 at 3:18am by vossy

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