Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5631) - you totally deserved it (35730)
On 01/03/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
(+2)You're a dumb fucking bitch. What a waste of money. I'm surprised you even have friends.
#33 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:29pm by justdancebbyx3
(0)shes just a dumb bitch not a FUCKING dumb bitch
i hope you get it lol
#38 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:38pm by WOW_idc123
(+1)AND you gave her access to your facebook account. smooth. YDI.
#139 - On 01/04/2010 at 8:55am by BouncyTheSane
(+1)even funnier that you make fun of this person for playing the games, but seem to know their details pretty well
#117 - On 01/03/2010 at 11:53pm by tornado4327
(0)Well, on the bright side, at least you realize that that's pretty lame.
#6 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:16pm by imperfectclarity
(0)Agreed. The playing of the games isn't bad, it's the fact that you would pay someone to take care of the games when the OP could have easily built back up whatever they had in less than a week when they got back
#36 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:37pm by pancakes_n_syrup
(+2)are you complaining that you paid 50 dollars or the fact that you don't have a life??
#9 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:23pm by l4princess
(-1)Virtual lives are such a chore, you should just commit virtual suicide
#14 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:34pm by 8trickster8
(0)yeah, that's what i was gonna say.
but OP shouldn't feel TOO bad. i mean, if you can't be a geek for your friend, who can you be a geek for?
#138 - On 01/04/2010 at 8:23am by monbon6788
(0)hahahaha
this isn't a fml at all, you put this on yourself.
#18 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:50pm by frozendevl
(-1)I have to say that this is stupid. mo one cares about computer games that much, and just give your fish to your friend for a week.
#19 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:51pm by dealwithlife
(+3)I fucking hate those games. I dont understand how people can obsess over them.
#20 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:55pm by yasmeenjonasx3
(-1)You don't really have to understand why people obsess over silly shit like that, but please realize that people can obsess over anything. It sucks she doesn't have any friends that can do this for her for free (or that she's so worried about it lol) but hey, if she has money to blow...
#147 - On 01/04/2010 at 6:09pm by Lovebotlass
(+1)You deserve it. CafeWorld and Farmville do not need constant attention, they pretty much run themselves. Don't know about Fishville though.
(+1)you are absolutely pathetic. & you paid way too much for her service. words can't describe how much of an idiot you are and how much you deserve it.
#22 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:57pm by laurr_rawrs
(-1)Of your going to get addicted to something, at least make it something good not something extremely stupid.
#23 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:59pm by Dante15
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22, you are the saddest thing I have ever heard
(0)LMAO at the OP's handle. The only one worse was the guy who interrupted sex to harvest his beans.
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#27 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:14pm by kevind23
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FUCK YOU
#35 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:36pm by TrollTrollTroll
(+1)And the winner for most appropriate name ever is ... OMG its trolltrolltroll
#130 - On 01/04/2010 at 4:18am by LaplacesDemon
(-1)That's seriously sad, paying the money that is.
I play cafeworld and farmville and have spent the last week away from home, instead of being a retard and paying someone to look after them I just planted crops/cooked meals that took several days to finish so that nothing would die, even if it did, ohmigod! it's a game.... it's not worth spending $50 for...
#37 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:38pm by tikimuppet
(0)I hate those games, because they seem pointless to me, but my madre constantly plays them. I don't see how people get addicted to 'em, but if they're gonna take it as far as to PAY someone to take care of their facebook when they can't get on it, well, that's taking it a bit far.
#39 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:52pm by cheetahboo2010
(0)If your friend really wanted to help you, she'd refuse the money and tell you to overcome your addiction. YDI, most certainly.
(0)It's not an FML if you did it on purpose.
Today, I stuck my finger in an electrical outlet, even though I knew it was on and knew it would shock me, FML
#44 - On 01/03/2010 at 4:10pm by hate_my_life29
(-1)When you're such a loser to pay anyone to do that, I doubt you payed a "Friend".
#47 - On 01/03/2010 at 4:29pm by UnluckyAsUsual
(0)I have never played any of those games but can't you just log in to them from any computer and do it your self.
(-2)oh my god, fuck off bitching about how your fml didn't get posted. most of them don't. no one wants to hear you complaining. oh, and if you wrote your fml the way you write your comments, i'm not suprised it didn't get posted.
#148 - On 01/04/2010 at 6:14pm by broken_princess
(-1)did you reply to the wrong comment? because that didnt make sense and im curious as to who you were yelling at.
#149 - On 01/04/2010 at 6:40pm by kisseshugsdrugs
(0)wow this is sad, you need to get a life!
I mean seriously wtf gets addicted to facebook games! You're pathetic.
#54 - On 01/03/2010 at 5:10pm by reidcamphor
(0)you shouldn't spend real life money of playing facebook appliction. i know it can get addictive a bit but closing down for a week is not such a major thing.
#55 - On 01/03/2010 at 5:28pm by fallen_dragonkin
(0)holy crap. not even i would get THAT into my virtual farm of farmville! holy moley! shit i'd probably make a living from you!
#56 - On 01/03/2010 at 5:35pm by AwlAmericanDawg
(-1)I hate high-maintyenance games like that on facebook where you have to keep on going on and on otherwise something dies
also lot of farmville fml's recently
(+1)give me $50 and i'll end your life. much more productive.
#63 - On 01/03/2010 at 6:27pm by bunnyzissou
(+1)People in the world are out there dying and ur wasting money on pathetic computer games.i pitty u and hope that one day u realise that theres more to life and u only get out of life wat u put into it.
#64 - On 01/03/2010 at 6:31pm by Shithole_life1
(+1)Oh, I'm sure you have never spent money on anything frivolous right? You just send all your extra cash to AIDS research, I'm sure...
BTW, Very silly OP.
(0)HAHA... do you realise how ABSURD you are? That's so funny... people do absurd things and this is one of them... eventually, you'll get over it... :)
#66 - On 01/03/2010 at 6:40pm by FMyBoringLife143
(-1)calling her a bitch and a fucking bitch for spending her money in a silly way? That seems really mean. I think its getting pretty sad how over used curse words are becoming used in everyday conversation. I mean go ahead and use them if you think it will prove your point, but ... IDK it just seems really mean for no actual reason
(0)Must be nice to have so much money that you can afford to give someone real money to update your virtual farm/cafe.
(0)Why would you pay them 50 bucks? I think 10 dollars is a better payment, but then again I've never paid someone to watch over my imaginary world...
#73 - On 01/03/2010 at 7:27pm by saranottelling
(0)50$ YDI. What is wrong with you? Why would anyone pay another person to look over their video games for them.
(0)$50 is chump change, it won't even fill my Jeep anymore. Does your friend do COD too? I could use the time to rank up something else.
#75 - On 01/03/2010 at 7:50pm by CallMeHush
(-1)Hey OP, did you know that for $50 you could micro finance someone's real business? If you lend money to women you get to have the fun of being a mentor, checking up on productivity and most likely ($95% of the time) getting your cash back. You'll probably find it more satisfying than Farmville in the long run. If you're interested key "microfinancing" into Google and you'll find many organizations that can help you get started.
#77 - On 01/03/2010 at 8:12pm by unpossible
(-1)Instead of wasting your life away on Facebook, you should maybe try getting laid. :)
#81 - On 01/03/2010 at 8:44pm by anorexicbarbie
(-2)Uhh yeah, you're a total loser. Do yourself a favor and get lost on that vacation.. you got nothing but imaginary fish and burgers to come back to anyways. YDI, for being a total loser... build your life around REAL people and stuff not virtual, pointless shit. That's a waste of time. T_T
(0)wow your really dumb if your gonna waste 50 bucks on fake computer games that mean nothing, especially in this shitty economy. man am i glad i never started playing those stupid games...
#89 - On 01/03/2010 at 9:32pm by Lv2drum930
(0)so by "your friend" you mean some random person on facebook or on the street you found? youre fuckin pathetic, go on vacation and LIVE LIFE! real life, not some retarded facebook game.
#90 - On 01/03/2010 at 9:33pm by kisseshugsdrugs
(-1)and to all people telling her to suicide shut up!!! she may be sad but there is never areason to end a life
(0)thats pathetic... sorry, u should just stop playing those games if its running ur life and making u give ur friends money...
i wish u payed me $50 2 do that stuff. y u give them so much? thats a lot, especially 4 computer games and 4 only a week!
#95 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:05pm by mirandaanda22
(-1)someone explain...
how is this an fml they payed the friend to take care of the games
op never said they have a computer at the vacation and it may be important to them
#96 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:07pm by bezach
(0)That's pretty lame. you probably won't be playing those games after awhile and you'll be thinking, "damn, I wish I had that 50 dollars back."
#97 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:11pm by Thund3rStruck
(0)YDI for being pathetic and for not knowing how to spell "paid".
#100 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:32pm by MisterZzyzx
(-1)wow, you're pathetic. farmville, fishville, cafe world - really? play a real game, faggot, like petville ! (:
#105 - On 01/03/2010 at 11:00pm by paigeee_x3
(0)Wait so not only did you give a person $50 to do that, but you also gave them your password for facebook?! I bet you will soon regret that.
#107 - On 01/03/2010 at 11:11pm by neon_shoes
(+1)if i were ur friend i'dv killed all ur animals and ur plants and destroyed ur food.....y? cuz all those games have to be the ABSOLUTE MOST RETARDED pieces of time-wasting shit on the internet. and for WHAT!?! geez ur pathetic
#108 - On 01/03/2010 at 11:14pm by scheeterla15
(0)guyss chill out, why do u care what they do with their life? it made me laugh:)
#109 - On 01/03/2010 at 11:15pm by xosvmissaxx
(+1)wait a second...if your the one saying FYL for playing those games and u know they suck...y don't u stop...and if ur just angry u had to waste 50$ to go on a vacation...well u need to open ur eyes and realize.
(0)Next thing you know, Microsoft will put all these facebook games on xbox live and make you pay 80 microsoft points. those greedy bastards.
#126 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:35am by Azn_Invasion
(+1)atleast the op realizes this is pathetic, or else they wouldn't be here...or maybe they just want some attention. Either way, very sad.
#127 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:39am by Spandexhero
(0)and i'm surprised that the OP didn't pay her "friend" to type random shit on Fuckbook all week
#132 - On 01/04/2010 at 4:40am by EveryDayJackAss
(+1)This is moronic. Can't they just sit there not doing anything instead of you wasting $50 for someone to play A GAME *FOR YOU* seriously? I know for damn sure you can just leave Cafe World to chill for however long you want and I would be willing to bet that touching the other 2 is not important even to your game status except as the 'neighbor' who is reaaaallly sad.
#133 - On 01/04/2010 at 5:03am by Seventytimeseven
(+1)Seriously? SERIOUSLY? You care so much about pixels that you paid your hard earned cash for them?
#140 - On 01/04/2010 at 9:08am by CoffeeCovered
(+1)LOLS who the heck does that anyway --- i mean a normal person
anyone wanna pay me 50 bucks? --- hahahaha i probably wont even do it but I'll take your cash anyways
#142 - On 01/04/2010 at 12:21pm by LAIchun
(0)Please tell me this money was of a virtual currency. SERIOUSLY. YOU SUCK. WTF.
#144 - On 01/04/2010 at 12:46pm by Boychick
(0)you know if you actually put that much time and effort into something that mattered that you would actually stand of chance of becoming someone someday?
(0)i don't play farmville or fishville. my friend says cafe world sucks balls.
#152 - On 01/04/2010 at 8:57pm by chris231997
(0)Hahaha, that's funny :) I can totally tell you need the vacation after all that work at your virtual jobs...
(0)this is incredibly sad.... Not even WoW gamers would stoop this low.
#155 - On 01/04/2010 at 9:15pm by Soccerguy_63
(0)You KNOW WHAT?! If you are that ashamed of it & can actually realize that your life is that lame. then here's what u need to do! Go on there right now and delete all your games!! get a grip on ur own life! force yourself to find something else to do w/ your free time, u will be much happier! when u die do u wanna be like yeah im the only person in the world to get 200 million points on facebook. the end.
#156 - On 01/04/2010 at 11:05pm by sparkleprincess
(0)No Tabbykat9698, you have to undersell. Say you'll do it for $45.
#163 - On 01/05/2010 at 5:27pm by unpossible
(0)...People actually waste real money on those BS games? For the love of fuck, people! YDI, OP, for being a waste of fucking space. You'd be more useful as fertilizer for some real crops.
#160 - On 01/05/2010 at 3:53am by b1a2n3a4n5a6s
(0)lol ur a loser you could have maybe got laid with that 50 dollars or not lol
#161 - On 01/05/2010 at 6:53am by camaro6969sss
(0)are you fucking kidding me?!
why couldn't your friend do it for free, or better yet, get someone else to do it that doesn't require a waste of $50?
scratch that. I think your account will still be there after one week, and you can live without the games. YDI
(0)wow! you are a waster! what age are you 12? that person is not your friend if they are charging you 50 dollars to mind ur farmville !
#169 - On 01/06/2010 at 10:00pm by Darraghscoot
(0)I agree with OP, FYL indeed AND the lives of all u no life retards who constantly play those games... And u paid someone to do it for u?? F his/her life for doing it.
(0)haahhahaah... man that is some funny shit...
-Dude, I'm not gonna sit here and cus at you for doing something like that but i got t3 things to say..
1. You gotta have some nuts to admit something like this so good for you
2. that is the worst way to spend $50 i've ever heard of
3. $50 worth of weed would give you so much more fun than farmville or some shit..
#172 - On 01/08/2010 at 6:41am by DavidMcgrady1216
(0)ydi for not taking your laptop with you on vacation and for thinking it's that serious... dumbass
(0)omg don't feel to bad because i asked my roomate to feed my fish on happy aquarium over the holiday break! LOL but i didnt pay her....
#176 - On 01/19/2010 at 1:19am by hottanimegurl18
(0)wow...I don't know what's more sad...the fact that you play those games or worrying about them when your going on a vacation...that's just ridiculous and lame...figure it out
(0)Just..fuck you. I hope you don't invite your friends to this shit.
#190 - On 05/17/2010 at 9:20am by GrammarFailure
