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Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5731) - you deserved it (27191)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by halien1982 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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God damn how much did you give her?

#1 - On 01/03/2010 at 6:09am by YummyNummys

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YDI for pretty much trying to buy a date with her.

#4 - On 01/03/2010 at 6:16am by Jodziee

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