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Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4858) - you deserved it (21122)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by halien1982 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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YDI for so many reasons... drinking to drown your sorrows, trying to buy the bartender's affection, not knowing how much money you could spend before you went over your credit card limit, spending so much money on alcohol when you apparently don't have much at the moment...

OP, you do realize the point of a tip is to thank a server for a good job, not to get them to want you, right? If you want to trade money for sex, go find a prostitute, not a bartender.

#13 - On 01/03/2010 at 8:51am by palmtrees

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God damn how much did you give her?

#1 - On 01/03/2010 at 6:09am by YummyNummys

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