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Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I don't follow your logic, kiddo. Doesn't everybody in your household have their own towel? Or... do you expect that everybody uses a towel only once, then places it in the hamper soaking wet, and then puts a new towel on the rack? Me, I use towels for a few days before they go in the laundry, unless they're really dirty. (It would be really expensive and take up a ton of space to have a set of towels for every day of the week.) Between uses, they sit on the rack to dry. When I was a kid, each had our own bath towel, and would do the same thing. If you leave wet towels in the hamper for a few days, they're going to get moldy and gross - that's why you let them dry out, first. You're not going to die from using the same towel as a blood relative.

#23 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:47pm by tisiphone

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Shouldn't you be clean after you shower??? Its like using a dish towel to dry your dishes after you clean them.

#7 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:28pm by chiboy44

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