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Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4670) - you deserved it (46213)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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