Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5450) - you deserved it (51008)
On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had…
rtrim29 also deserved itToday, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an…
lmao!! that is like the funniest mental picture ever haha
#7 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:36pm by heyitsbrii
See in context
your an idiot :)
#3 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:20pm by dangletsbang21
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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