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Today, I was setting up comcast cable boxes for my house. I had the packaging everywhere when I finished. Looking admirably at my job, I backed out my door, and stepped on bubble wrap, scaring myself. I flailed, fell, reached out, grabbing one of the cable wires. I pulled the cable box and my modem off. FML

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On 01/02/2010 at 4:18am - misc - by cmilla (man) - United States (Washington)

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So....you fell and pulled your modem and cable box down to the floor? Is that all? If you didn't break/ruin anything...sit there and pop the bubbles, then get up and clean up your mess then put everything back on the desk or whatever you had it on. Then what you should do is stop whining about falling on your bum.

#6 - On 01/02/2010 at 10:58am by welderchick87

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"Today, I pulled down a cable box from where I had placed it. I then picked it up and put it back. FML"

Really? Your life is so fragile that you consider this an FML?

#16 - On 01/02/2010 at 12:19pm by FerrariCake

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