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Today, I was setting up comcast cable boxes for my house. I had the packaging everywhere when I finished. Looking admirably at my job, I backed out my door, and stepped on bubble wrap, scaring myself. I flailed, fell, reached out, grabbing one of the cable wires. I pulled the cable box and my modem off. FML

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On 01/02/2010 at 4:18am - misc - by cmilla (man) - United States (Washington)

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I think the fml is that he stepped on bubble wrap ad got scared and fell on his ass

#18 - On 01/02/2010 at 12:47pm by alex1432

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So....you fell and pulled your modem and cable box down to the floor? Is that all? If you didn't break/ruin anything...sit there and pop the bubbles, then get up and clean up your mess then put everything back on the desk or whatever you had it on. Then what you should do is stop whining about falling on your bum.

#6 - On 01/02/2010 at 10:58am by welderchick87

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