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Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. Having a moment of insanity, I crumbled and threw the receipt at the cashier, while yelling "WOOHOO." I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2989) - you deserved it (45581)

On 01/01/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by TacoFail (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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W...T...F...

#1 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:11am by vermillionlove

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You rebel.

#3 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:16am by plethora

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