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Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. Having a moment of insanity, I crumbled and threw the receipt at the cashier, while yelling "WOOHOO." I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

#7093853 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (2214) - you deserved it (34234)

On 01/01/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by TacoFail (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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