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Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45965) - you deserved it (12230)

On 03/30/2009 at 5:44pm - misc - by talkssuck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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