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Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77884) - you deserved it (4843)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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He loves you. Ask yourself this. He is handsome enough for people to randomly flirt with. He is with you. This means you are very worth his time and his love. Be proud. Height is irrelevant.

#7 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:54pm by AliSama

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It's happened to me too, hon.

ETA: and the above replies are assholes.

#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:50pm by hsmiles

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