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ahahahahaa, this is the funniest shit I ever heard. Ooooooooooooooooooh, thnx though, what a story!
#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:48pm by aniga
thats kind of gross... ur only 4"11?
#2 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:49pm by candezgood
how is it gross that she's 4'11"? FYI, a lot of guys like their girls short. it really was pretty rude of the waitress. 4'11" is short, but it's still way to tall for a booster seat. chances are the waitress was just jealous of OP and decided to make a bitchy comment.
I am a guy and believe it is true. I like girls that are short not because I have a fetish but because I found that most r nicer and also smoking hot!!
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wtf why are you so short you midgit >_>
why are you such a douchebag you douchebag?
i have to admit your comment is ...i dont know...incredibly stupid? how the fuck do u answer that?
#193 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:22pm by youngboss
yea 4'11 is pretty short, i think thats a legal midget
#4 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:50pm by buddy
4' 9" is a midget. not 4' 11"
It's happened to me too, hon.
ETA: and the above replies are assholes.
I've been there too. I am also 4'11''
#6 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:53pm by ria
He loves you. Ask yourself this. He is handsome enough for people to randomly flirt with. He is with you. This means you are very worth his time and his love. Be proud. Height is irrelevant.
holy shit how many 4'11 ppl are in this world
#8 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:54pm by buddy
Way to make fun of someone's height, people above me.
But damn, that was cold of her. Get her fired. =/
#9 she made a mistake, some people do look very young. People have thought i am much younger then my rl age. It happens. It is a double thing. She looks younger then her age, this is a plus in my book_^- getting someone fired over a misunderstanding which she didn't' even insult or do anything intentionally is meaner then anything that happened above. Her loosing her job may put her in the streets etc. that is evil.
I'm also 4'11"..but we're not considered legal midgets..i believe it's 4'5" and under
#11 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:01pm by uhhuh
Way to be d-bags. You can't help how tall/short you are.
#12 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:03pm by AV
no im pretty sure its under 5'
It also matters how old the girlfriend is
I'm 4'11" too! Well, rounded up. And my boyfriend is 6'1", and he's only 5 months older than me.
4'9" is the legal height for being a little person, I think. There are taller little people but I personally am not, I just am short, but in proportion.
One of my best friends is 5'1" and her fiance is 6'5".
shorter people make me feel awkward.
#16 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:07pm by T.
shawn johnson is only 4'10''
#17 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:07pm by vneseplayer
I put "you deserved it" mainly because I used to be that short in high school. All the girls my height were taken by 6+ footers. It left nothing for the short guys. That's just creepy. He deserves to get that thrown in his face that he's dating a girl way too short for him.
#18 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:08pm by Monkey
I can't believe people are calling your a midget and making fun of your height. what a bunch of pathetic morons.
as a matter of fact short people are always cuties, but don't go assuming that just because someone is short doesn't mean they're little kids. really disrespectful. I hope you didn't leave her a tip and told her manager. I know that's bad but she had no right to insult you.
#19 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:12pm by santi
okayy first...why is everyone downing short people? I, in fact, wish I was 4'11". I've wanted to be shorter than I actually am my whole life. I think it's a sign of beauty.
besides she can't help that she's so small. and tall guys like the fact that their woman has to look up to them. it makes them feel more like a man.
it was indeed unfortunate that the waitress did that tho. you should have looked at your man and said "Do you think I need a booster seat, baby?" and shut her ass up.
4'8" is the legal height for midgets. I know, I'm 4'10". I dated a 6' tall guy about a year ago. I visited him at work on his break, and after I left a female customer made a rude comment about us. She thought I was his younger sister!
#21 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:15pm by unusually not tall
#15-short people are always cuties? What does that make average and tall people? Cause I've noticed that professional models are...ya know...tall?
#22 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:17pm by ForestFire0
i think your man has a little people fetish...
@22, i would take the term 'cuties' literally.
#24 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:21pm by Larwick
You definitely deserved that! 12-year-olds shouldn't go on dates with adult men!
#26 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:38pm by Xipe
The waitress is a bitch. Probably jealous, too. Biiiitch.
#27 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:45pm by Ashurrii
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midgets aren't real people. they're like play things. you can make fun of them all you want above posters.
Shoulda happened: "Boy, I'll you're going to feel bad when I tell you that he's my boyfriend, not my father, and that I was going to overlook that until you started hitting on him... This WILL negatively affect your tip, but I'll try not to hold a grudge, 'Kay? ".
#30 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:54pm by Paulspacefdot
Dude!! Fuck that waitress, what a slut!! I agree with #20, that would've been great.
#31 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:55pm by blah
Get that c*nt fired...and get yourself some heels.
I am on the short side - though not 4'11'' (heeheehee). Wuz at Jazzfest in New Orleans and Randy Newman was playing short people. At a perfect break at the top of my lungs I yelled FUUUCCK YOU RANDY NEWMAN!!!! My friend replied that the only thing more ridiculous than the song is someone taking it seriously.
#33 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:05pm by fuck you Randy Newman
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#34 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:07pm by bigblack69
Employees who assume they know relations between people and speak openly as if there's no doubt that they are correct piss me off. It's rude. I don't care if you're trying to be friendly. When you work with customers, you never assume they are siblings, dating, married, child/parent, or anything like that. It's presumptuous and rude. Even if they're correct in their assumption, I don't want STRABGERS analyzing the relationships I have with other people. If you want to make sure, ask, or better yet, if you insist on small talk, don't let your small talk rely on assumptions.
dont stress. tila tequila is only 4' 11''
Booster chair for 4'11"?
Idiots.
#37 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:12pm by anon
Let me just say that I can't believe some of the comments against the man and woman in question. Just because someone is short doesn't mean you should be biased against them or make assumptions. I don't think that the waitress should be fired, but some sort of comment must have been made to the manager. She shouldn't have been flirting with the man regardless, she should have been doing her job! I'm very glad for the mostly positive comments on this page. Do not worry about your height. You have your love and that is the most important thing.
#38 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:18pm by anon
I can't be the only one to wonder.... that size difference must mean some interesting things happen behind closed doors. don't have to buy knee pads eh?
hey, maybe she was actually jealous that he's not going out with her and was trying to make you look bad. your boyfriend is with YOU and not her. what a pathetic bitch. your boyfriend didn't say anything to her to put her in her place when she was flirting? WEAK
#40 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:28pm by lucy
@39. word. i bet your petite size is the main, if not only, reason your bf likes you. he sure as hell doesn't like craning over to have discussions, though he probably enjoys the fact that you can't tell when he's staring at other girls without getting a stiff neck.
#41 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:28pm by your dad\\\\\\\'s weird
dude, 41, just takin advantage of an obviously humerous opportunity, I'm sure she's a sweet girl, and I doubt he takes her on dates only to stare at other girls. Besides why would he need another one? all the possibilities.
Well for me (14" height difference with boyfriend), I see right into his pecs looks straight ahead.
He doesn't like me because of my height, he likes me for my personality. Weird, eh?
Wow, there's some serious asshattery in the comments on this one. I'm starting to wonder if I accidentally wandered over to Youtube rather than FML.
#44 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:36pm by rt
dang why are people so mean. height doesnt matter one bit in a relationship and those that think it does are jackasses. and what that waitress did was freakin idiotic. 4'11 doesnt need booster seats...bitch. you should have told her off. im 4'11 too and my boyfriend is 6'0. theres nothing wrong with that.
#45 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:43pm by Nishi
Short girls are sexy! You didn't see that one coming did you?
#46 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:43pm by truth
im 4'11'' and a HALF. my ex was 6'7'' .. all the bs height comments were so annoying. most of these people just need to shut up
#47 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:59pm by shortttt
I'm 4'11 too...you know we can get handicap placards so we can park anywhere we want >:)
Hahaha.
It could have been worse. She or someone else could have accused you have having inappropriate relations with a minor. What would that waitress have said if you both kissed each other intimately?
#49 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:26pm by ChocoGuy
my gf is 5'0", and she would rip the other chick's face off if she was referred to as my daughter
#50 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:34pm by poop
People are going after your height like it's something you have control of, lol.
#51 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:35pm by Capybara
i like-y my men tall. Who the hell cares what some bitch said, you're the one dating the guy. if it bugs you that badly, buy some heels. You'll be 5'+ in no time.
#52 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:36pm by Nae
Height doesn't matter when you're horizontal!
#53 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:40pm by It\'s true!
I'm 21and 5'2". My husband is 22 and 6'6". We get that, or something similar all the time. We just smile and show them pictures of our children.
#54 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:58pm by alwaysalady
4'10 is legal midget, everyone who says different needs to shut the fuck up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midget
#55 - On 02/19/2009 at 12:07am by Anon
Why would the waitress flirt with your boyfriend if he (supposedly) had a daughter? Which means he might have a wife back home or something...
#56 - On 02/19/2009 at 12:17am by hmm
Who cares how short the OP is. The waitress was being a disrespectful bitch.
Sounds like a burn to me .
"4'10 is legal midget, everyone who says different needs to shut the fuck up."
yessir. and besides, i'm 5'0", tall dudes can't help it (or at least in my case). we're spinners.
#59 - On 02/19/2009 at 1:00am by mf
I'm not arguing it, but what if you don't have dwarfism? You're a legal midget without any genetic mutations? How does that work?
Lol that waitress would have gotten so fired at the place I work. It's against our policy to flirt with the customers and they discourage small talk.
Don't let it get to you! Next time it happens, just bluntly say you're not his daughter, but his girlfriend, which should prevent the person from making the same mistake again!
#61 - On 02/19/2009 at 1:34am by lillyyo
DAMN She wrecked you. Ouch. Wow. Omg. LOL.
#62 - On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am by lolthx
I always wanted to get it on with a midget.
#63 - On 02/19/2009 at 2:20am by Ouroborus
Doesn't midget-ry differ with race? Some Asians are naturally really really short like me. And people ask my if I'm 13 yet all the time. :P
#64 - On 02/19/2009 at 2:53am by boo
You aren't a legal midget unless you have mutations. A particularly short friend read up on it to see if she could get a handicap placard for parking.
That being said, the people insulting this girl for being short are really goddamn rude, much more so than the hostess in this story (who could've just made an honest & hilarious mistake).
#65 - On 02/19/2009 at 4:14am by hc
my penis is 4'11
#66 - On 02/19/2009 at 5:11am by mongokuk
Lol at the people insulting her height....What's she supposed to do? Get her legs extended? Don't be ridiculous....Like you had any control over your height. Nor does it really matter if she's a 'legal midget' or not.
And heh, the waitress is an idiot if she suggested a booster for someone that tall.
#67 - On 02/19/2009 at 5:13am by Kat
Well technically..you can get your legs extended. Read about it years ago. Also: sucks for you, sounds like a real bitch of waitress. My interpretation of it was that it probably wasn't an honest mistake, she was doing it because she was into the boyfriend and wanted to undermine the girlfriend/relationship in some way.
Like when your parents or something keep getting your boyfriends name wrong, and you know they probably know perfectly well what it is. It's a passive aggressive way of manipulating.
#68 - On 02/19/2009 at 6:07am by wf
And I thought the height difference between my ex and I was astounding, like 5'1 to 6'0 for me. As long as you look like a chick, you're all set. People told me my ex looked like a 12 year-old boy if she was wearing anything that hid her boobs, or like a 12 year old girl if she didn't. She was actually 16 and I was 17. Needless to say I got a lot of nasty looks.
#69 - On 02/19/2009 at 8:36am by JFP
the woman was just being rude and passive aggressive, booster seats are for little children, at 4'11'' you would be too tall to need one. I hope you didn't leave her a tip.
#70 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:28am by alkjs
i feel you there. my boyfriend is 6'6'' and i'm 5'2'' and i always feel like people look at us and wonder why he's taking his little sister out to dinner. hahaha
#71 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:42am by shortietoo
I put you deserved that because I'm 6' and i'm tired of all the tall guys being taken by short girls. It's not right or fair. Imagine being a girl and having to look down to see your boy. It's embarrasing
#73 - On 02/19/2009 at 10:14am by Aly
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#74 - On 02/19/2009 at 10:20am by WhySoSassy?
There is no "height range". A person being extra short doesn't make them less of a person, just as being extra tall doesn't make anyone less of a person. Love doesn't judge based on appearance.
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#74, #76: I'm a 6'0 guy and can't help but say that you're both disgusting bitches and shouldn't be living right now. Seriously, how insecure do you have to be to tell a 4'11 girl that she shouldn't have the rights of everyone else because she's shorter than you? Stupid douchebags.
#77 - On 02/19/2009 at 11:32am by JFP
what a bitch. i'm 4'11" too, no joke, and i look young on top of that too, so i get that sorta thing as well. if he didn't stand up for you, dump his ass and get yourself a better guy.
#78 - On 02/19/2009 at 11:39am by dirty_hoes
Oh man I hope you were like "EXCUSE ME I'M NOT HIS DAUGHTER" and got super offended and made her feel like an idiot.
Its what I would have done.
#79 - On 02/19/2009 at 12:14pm by okaypineapple
If you were cool at all you would have said "I'm not his daughter, I'm the one who gets to suck his dick at night."
But you probably didn't, you just sat there and took it, complained to your boyfriend after she walked away, got mad at him for some reason, then came home and complained on here.
I loved all the comments about the "legal" definition of a little person. I don't think Congress has debated that one yet.
I seriously love that everyone is 4'11 or 4'11 1/2 but not 4'10, etc.
#35 - Tila Tequila isnt a person though.
I find this hysterical. But yeah, that waitress is a presumptuous bitch.
By the way people, you need to be 4'9" to be considered a little person, legally. I know this because I have an acquaintance who is that tall/short, and the government sent her a "handicap" sticker for her car. (She's not actually a little person)
#85 - On 02/19/2009 at 2:50pm by thisisfunny
wow, some really sensitive people here! And what is with people saying people are dating out of their height range? who cares how tall people are as long as they connect? Just because a girl is 4'11 she cant date a tall guy? I think that's ridiculous.
You should have told the waitress where to stick it and left her absolutely no tip!
@#80 better leave out the not-his-daughter part, more shocking for the waitress.
#87 - On 02/19/2009 at 3:50pm by Dude
I am 6'10 and i fell in love with a woman who is 5'0, it would have never worked out...
#88 - On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm by anony
hey i've been there too - no worries and i agree with #86 :)
#89 - On 02/19/2009 at 5:22pm by firechick
You're not short-you're fun sized. Yur man loves you for you, so fuck the waitress
Psh. Don't let the stupid comments get you down. I'm 4'11", too and my boyfriend's 6'1". I didn't say: "hey, he's tall, I think I'll steal him just so some giant can't have him." Not that I have anything against tall girls, but it's just a little weird to see that one awkward couple where the girl towers over her guy. Whatever height you are, you should just be happy that you're tall enough your feet are reach the ground.
Yea, my girlfriend is 4'11" and im 6'1"... i feel you're pain.
#92 - On 02/19/2009 at 5:59pm by Matt
And i just realized that the comment above me is my girlfriend...
#93 - On 02/19/2009 at 6:00pm by Matt
i know how you feel! i'm 4'11 as well, so many people think i'm a kid as well
#94 - On 02/19/2009 at 6:57pm by Jen
Hey, at least you're a short girl. Try being a short guy, all the girls that are short enough to date you are off with someone who's 6'2".
#95 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:06pm by anon
#74 are you really that fucking dumb? holy shit. no seriously. who the fuck says things like that?!
I bet you're against dating outside your race too. you're a moron, please never leave your house ever again unless you get a brain.
#96 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:33pm by lucy
to # 74, you are a disgusting piece of shit. get the fuck out. this is coming from a guy, by the way.
#97 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:38pm by mark
i was 4`11 when i was in fourth grade XD
#99 - On 02/19/2009 at 8:34pm by hahahahahahhhh;
theres a lot of 4'11 girls....just visit south louisiana and you will see
#100 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:05pm by copenhagen
i'm 4'11" too...i feel ya. just make out with him next time someone flirts on your watch
#101 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:40pm by ancientbruises
HAHA That's funny, My wife is 4'11" and I'm 6'3"
#102 - On 02/19/2009 at 10:35pm by Tjbugs1
#74 geez you're got issues... don't hate on short girls just because you can't get a guy. We just look for a guy with a good personality, not hunt out tall guys like you apparently do.
My fiance's 6'0" and I'm 5'1", so we get plenty of stares... doesn't help that he's German and I'm Asian, so I get people asking if I've got a tall guy fetish and he gets people asking if he has an Asian fetish... annoying, seriously. It also certainly doesn't help that even though I'm in college I've had people tell me I still look 17 or younger. I'm thankful to not have anybody using the daughter excuse.
OP-- the waitress was a total bitch... 4'11" isn't short enough to merit a booster, and the fact that she was flirting shamelessly seriously says something about her personality.
#103 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:02am by SquirrelBurgers
#82- I'm 4'10.5", I just claim 4'11, it makes me seem bigger (:
I'm 4'11 and I never date guys under 6 feet tall. When I pass cops, I do a squeaky voice that makes me appear to be about 11 or 12. This makes me laugh a lot, the guys scared.
#105 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:35am by pixie
this is the only FML that I wanted to read the comments for, but didn't there were too many for me to retain interest in reading them all. by that I mean I've read other fmls' comments when it interested me, but even though this one does, there are too many to read. Goddamn 100+ comments!
#106 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:53am by Eir
People you are just downright rude! I'd love to have you as a girlfriend, height never did fit into the equation! This website bites ass because people see it as a way to satisfy their sick need to kick people while hey are down! You rock no matter what any of these dorks say! You dont have to be tall to be beautiful to be sexy!
for the record I am 5'11"
#107 - On 02/20/2009 at 3:32am by Rico
haahhhhaahahh that is the funniest most messed up thing i've ever heard..i'm so sry but lmfao!
#108 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:11pm by nicknack823
You obviously AREN'T sorry if you are laughing at them and saying it's the "most messed up thing [you've] ever heard".
Hannah...you have to have the short stubby arms and legs to be considered one, but 4'10" is the tallest you can be as a midget. I'm 5'0" tall, and am married, and have a 4yr old step-son. I went to a nice restaraunt, and the waitress says..."here is one for baby (handing a menu to my son), one for daddy, (and then looks at me all confused), and one for sister?!" Yeah....i then had to explain that i'm the wife, and she goes "Oh.....?!"
#110 - On 02/21/2009 at 12:02am by Cinna
Hey dont feel bad. Im the exact same height. Trust me i have heard every short joke in the book, It gets really old.
#111 - On 02/21/2009 at 12:55pm by Little one
I'm 5 feet tall and was involved with a 6 foot 5 guy. But I've never been mistaken for his DAUGHTER, damn. But yea, please tell me you called her out on it. Say something like "Oh wow, you think I'm his daughter?" Then give him the look, pull him by his shirt collar towards ya and start frenching. We need to show that short chicks are hot and desirable :)
#112 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:02pm by Sara
XD...thats horrible I hope you beat the waitress down with the booster seat she gave you...
looks like a midget convention up in here
#114 - On 02/22/2009 at 2:17am by el chavo
LOL at all the tall girls being all jealous cause the tall guys are taken by the 'short' girls.
#115 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:01pm by Anon
Some of you are very obnoxious. Height should never be a factor in love. I have a boyfriend 6'2" at least, I'm 4'11", and I couldn't possibly imagining loving someone else. He's simply...perfect. So similar to me. So seriously, all you people with the nasty comments, just grow up.
#116 - On 02/22/2009 at 1:02pm by GlassMoon
I used to go out with a girl who was 4 ft 11 too, she's not a fucking midget. Small yeah, midget no.
What #116 said.
#117 - On 02/22/2009 at 2:12pm by ckly
thats sorta funny, i dumped my bum liar ex after over a year and he started dating this midget after a week. he lied to her and said he dumped me, then turned around and stalked me for 2 months saying he loves me. then he started hitting on his ex and told her he wanted to "see what could happen". the funny thing is he used to make fun of her height and her speech impediment when they worked together. make sure hes not double crossing you. its mean.
#118 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:23am by gam3rgrl
I'm 6'. Dated a 4'11 for several years. I love shorties! (I also have an Asian fetish...I guess that goes hand-in-hand)
# 2 - That is just plain ignorant
# 18 - That is just plain...well, no, that is even more ignorant.
My sister is 4'3". She is sixteen and never growing past that height. She weighs just under fifty pounds. There's absolutely nothing wrong with her, and we don't consider her to be a 'midget/little person'. She is completely in proportion. There is nothing you can do to help what height you are, barring surgery and possibly exercise. I myself am just over six feet and I prefer much shorter girls. Referring back to # 18, perhaps the reason you really couldn't get a girl in high school had more to do with your personality than your height, eh?
Grow up.
*Slight grin*
i dont know whether to cry or laugh, but being tall around short people is a problem. i one time took a girl shorter than you out to the mall. She said she was going to go to the bathroom and so i waited. i sat there for thirty minutes and didnt realize that she had come back and was standing by me the whole time.
I'm a 6'4" man -- and I completely agree with other posters that short girls are extremely beautiful. There's something very different and lovely in the looks of shorter women -- nobody looks more vixen-y than a short girl.
I would love to date a short woman at some point -- and I also adore tall women -- but I've never had a serious relationship with either. No matter what, it should be about who you are; I hope you love yourself, even if you are short!
Even though our society hates short people, there are lots of advantages to being short: try flying, driving in too-short cars, sitting in normal-sized chairs, or finding decent-sized clothes that don't make you look like lurch -- it's not as easy as it seems! I can also tell you that our bodies aren't built to be this tall, with problems like growing pains, back pains, injury-proneness, and much more. Even though I enjoy benefits of being tall, I'd rather be a couple inches shorter; 6'2" is a good, normal-looking height.
#121 - One begs to ask, why did she not say something if she was standing there for 30 minutes? Haha. I hope you two had a good laugh about that.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. I'm 4'8" and can't go to any restaurant without them pulling the child menu on me.
#124 - On 02/24/2009 at 12:19pm by Icarus
LMAOOOOO...FUNNY AS HELL!!!
#125 - On 02/24/2009 at 1:10pm by don\'t worry
not that you did it on purpose, but as a 5'11" girl, I think some tall guys should be left for us
also, I think it's kind of strange that you could pass as his daughter, and that your head is probably in his crotch 90% of the time
#126 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:05pm by anonymous
i woulda kicked her ass if i was u
#127 - On 02/25/2009 at 2:06am by flamboyyant
fml... that's me too. mine is like a foot+ taller.
#128 - On 02/25/2009 at 8:25pm by cappy
i am 4'11" and if i didnt have DD boobs then people would think i was 5 or something...
my younger sister is taller so people assume i am the youngest...i get so pist
Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 5'0" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that
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im 4 10 and my boyfriend is 6 6. ive had girls hit on him in front of me. lol. ^_^ youre not alone.
#131 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:53pm by soma
That waitress will probably end up with someone as much of an asshole as she is.
#132 - On 02/27/2009 at 12:18am by SI
You did slap that bitch, right?
#134 - On 02/27/2009 at 1:16pm by Sledge420
My girlfriend is your height. If that happened to her, I would kick that bitch's ass. Though she would probably do it first.
#135 - On 02/27/2009 at 6:39pm by loverboy
Shakira is 4'11 and super hot.. I would pick her over any tall model type chick.. Short girls are the best. I never date a girl taller than 5'4 and i'm 6'2.. Tall chicks look like men.
#136 - On 02/27/2009 at 9:41pm by bob
I've been through this situation before a couple of times. I'm not 6'2, but I'm 5'10, and my gf is also 4'11 with a babyface. Most recently last week we grabbed a bite to eat at a food court at the mall, we were already sitting down and eating. We're a cheesy couple, I fed her some of my nachos then suddenly this girl behind me said "awww so cute, your daughter's lovely" then she proceeded to hit on me. I thought it was pretty funny... my gf thought otherwise xD
#137 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:02am by Whisper
i understand i'm 4'11" and my boyfriend is 6'4". and for all of those out there...you have to be 4'8" or shorter to be a legal midget
#138 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:12pm by duttnbuttn
That sucks...I would have left her a penny tip. I'm 4'11 too, but my boyfriend isn't quite 6'.
How did you boyfriend react? That's the only thing that really matters, although in my opinion it was very rude of the waitress to make those assumptions and to openly flirt with customers on the job, presuming it was a genuine mistake.
I'm a 5'5 22yr old and there seems to be a heap of people who think I look like I'm about 14 or something, maybe because I don't often wear make-up? I have no idea.
#136, is it really necessary to put down one body type in order to discuss the positives of another?
#140 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:37pm by somehow
I feel your pain, though I'm a couple inches taller (5'). My boyfriend's a bit taller than 6'2, also. But it happens constantly, only those girls think I'm his sister. We're only 16.
Take that as a compliment, The hostess thinks you have a hot boyfriend!
eff them, i'm the same height and don't like short guys and what can i say i continually date taller! Started at 6 foot and the last one was 6'5" so ha! all the tall girls are just jealous cuz all thats left are the short guys well forget them. Just cuz you're short means nothing btw i have the best comeback for when people ask how tall you are...its hilarious!
That's crazy. I am 6'2" and my gf is 4'11"!
this is why tall guys should not be going out with overly short girls!
4'8" is the height to be considered technically a dwarf. (Sorry if that was already said, didn't read through the comments.)
Stop being douchebags about her height. I'm 4'11" and my boyfriend is 6'. Similar things have happened to me. You are not alone, babe!
Don't let the assholes get you down.
EVERYONE! she could not slap the girl if she cant reach her face! maybe the booster seat woulda helped then, huh?
tl;dr above.
Short chicks are hot. That is all.
Also the appropriate response is some sort of snobbish class-joke.
this one made me laugh really hard..mostly because three of my closest friends are around that height! and i make fun of them about it all the time..i mean i do think that the waitress was a bitch about it. lol. but honestly i know a lot of tall guys like short girls because they like to feel strong and protective..lol. i see nothing wrong with it..it's cute actually! :D
I'm 4'11 as well.
Shit happens.
I'm sixteen and I'm the same height!
People mistake me for being younger than I actually am if I haven't met them before.
It sucks big time. >_>
Okay, first off: People dissing on shorter people and saying short girls need to not date tall guys - shut the FUCK UP! Do you have any idea how ignorant and totally idiotic you all sound? Fucking imbeciles, my gods, who gives a damn how tall someone is? "Oh, I'm 5'9 and I can't find any tall guys to date because all the shorter girls have them, wahwahwah boo hoo, listen to me cry like a spoiled child!" You know... it isn't because the all the "tall" guys are being snapped up by "short" girls that you can't get a boyfriend. It's your putrid personality that drives you to make such insulting comments that make you unable to find a partner.
Secondly: People cannot control how tall they are, yes you can get surgeries to extend your height or whatever, or you can wear heels, but honestly, is that really important? No, I do not think so. People being shorter than you or taller is highly unimportant. The fact that this girl is 4'11 in no way means she deserved the waitress making such an insulting comment.
Thirdly: I am very sorry you had to be insulted in such a way, that is inexcusable. Though I must say, it was probably done on purpose. Females can be a bit... more cruel you could say, than males. Just try and ignore it and don't let it get to you, if it is getting to you.
I personally think short girls are sexy, I prefer dating women shorter than myself. But then I am 5'4 so a height difference is never really prominent.

how do you guys fuck, lol
lol same here. being tall has its downfalls.
wow, some people here are kind of stupid, a LEGAL MIDGET is only 4' 9" and maybe the OP is not 18 yet, thus, they are not done growing. Not to mention if they have irish/scottish blood they will end up being short-er than average anyways. It all counts on heritage, the family's average height for women, and of course, their age.
OP:: I feel your pain, my boyfriend is about 6 foot possibly a little higher, and I am 4' 11" plus a little smidgen, and I still get a kid's menu when I go places. it sucks.
At least you're better off than me, I was 5'5 at age 11. >.>
im 4'11 too :D lmaoo thas whack
Im 4' 10"
I shall go for any guy i want
Short
tall
black
white.
If he doesnt want you its not because im short.
And If i didnt have DDD cup ppl would think im 12.
okay kinda funny how I stumbled upon this scenario...my boyfriend's younger sister found this and asked if it was me, because the exact proportions relate to me and my boyfriend, except for the fact that we look nothing alike. But that hostess was definitely a B**ch with a capital B! Btw, he loves both my height and personality. I've heard every short joke in the book, but they mean nothing to me. My height just gives me the advantage to use tall people to reach things on the top shelf lol.
#160 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:42pm by dreas33
#74 and #76, you are exactly the kind of people I hate. You really disgust me. Have you ever heard the phrase "Love is universal"? You are some of the biggest (pun not intended but funny) bitches I've ever heard of. If you act like that all the time no wonder you can't get a guy, or at least a halfway decent one. No matter how a person looks it's whats on the inside that matters most (cliched but so very true). I'm most attracted to someone with a good personality and a kind and honest person. You people really make me sick. Do humanity a favor and clean up the gene pool by never procreating.
hahaha thats hilarioussss..pooor u...
p.s ya u are considered legally a midget and u could get benefits from the government for that :)
p.p.s if ur pretty and short its all goood =)
#162 - On 03/22/2009 at 3:28pm by mavericks61
I'm 4'11 too!
And it's not my fault I'm short. But guys seem to like short. It makes it interesting!
Something like this has happened to me as well! I am 6' and my girlfriend is a hell of a lot shorter than me. i look a couple years older then i am and she looks a couple years younger (we're not even 1 year apart) and when we go out people assume she is my sister and give weeeeeeird looks when i kiss her. either they think im a pedo or like incest. blahh
even if you are 4'11", no one needs a booster seat unless ur 3 or under.....fake..........
165: even if you are 4'11", no one needs a booster seat unless ur 3 or under.....fake..........
No, because when I was 13, I was 4'11; When my mom, and I went to a restaurant, the waitress came up to my mom, and asked if I need a booster seat/or the kid's menu. The booster seat is for 4-9 year olds, and the high chairs are for 1-3 year olds.
#201 - On 11/11/2009 at 12:07am by Bend_over
lmfao, it's cool, i'm about as tall as you xD
guys like short for some reason :]
my date for the last dance was about 6'0"
dancing with him was hard, 'nuff said!
im not trying tobe mean but thats a tad funny, and im short too im 5'2
wow, you are short as hell, are you & him still together cause i love short women?
peronsally I find shorter women attractive >.>'
It's ok though, I'm 5"8 and wear it not for my long hair and slight facial hair I'd look maybe 15....I'm 19.
#170 - On 04/22/2009 at 10:53am by someone1989
73 and 74: whats your problem? i was taller than my last boyfriend (and i'm not that tall). i thought it was kinda cute.
#171 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:25pm by Newtons_Cradle
what we have here is a case of a real life lolicon
#74 & #76...
go to hell.
you guys are so shallow, it's pathetic.
is there a law stating that shorter people aren't allowed to date taller people?
haha
cut the bitch
#174 - On 05/10/2009 at 4:45pm by ertw
I'm 4'11'' too, and no one has ever asked me about a booster seat. lol.
I have a friend like this... She's 4'11 and her boyfriend is like 6'3. He's also a douche, but that's besides the point...
Mabel?
I hope you didn't tip her.
I think if she'd actually taken a look at you and not your boyfriend, she would've realized you're together, instead of trying to flirt with him. Also, I hope your boyfriend told her off as well.
i know how you feel. I'm 4'11 too and my ex was 6'0.
aw dont worry; even though i really have no say because im almost 4'11 and my dad is 6'1 ...im a teenager though. don't worry, that hostess must be stupid like honestly youre almost 5'0 why would you need a booster chair?!
God people are so shallow!!!!!
And the hostess is a bitch for asking If you want a booster seat and flirting with your man!!
I don't think your short, I think you are a great height and definitly not a midget!!
who gives a fuck about height? seriously, damn and the hostess was just jelouse, so she was being bitchy about it. I would have told her off if i were you
Uhm, you're almost a midget, i wouldn't be surprised she thought you were a child.
wow. that really sux... :-/ FYL.
4,11? really? thats kinda cool... :-)
I'm 4'11 too and I get made fun of all the time.
Except if your old enough to have a boyfriend and go out with each other then im sure that you look like a woman and she was just being a bitch and making fun of you.
And being 4'11 isn't a midget its 4'9 or 4'10 and under.
Also I would rather be a short girl instead of a tall girl because towering over your boyfriend/husband just looks weird.
sorry to break it to you 189, but a midget is someone over 21 years old and under five feet.
I would have punched her in the face. I'm 5' and where I live that's not super short, and a lot of the guys here prefer short girls. I think it's only in places where people are mostly white and or black that being short is considerd a bad thing. In the town next to mine every one is mexican so when I go there to buy clothes I'm actually taller than a lot of the people there, same with towns that have a lot of asians. Plus it's better to be short and petite than tall and manly.
Number 181 abylaunch: you are stupid!!
...I look nothing like a man, I'm 5"11, I weigh 130, I have DDs, I have long blonde hair, I get hit on all the time.... So...Yeah the last thing i would be described as, is a man.....You are so stupid you can try make yourself feel better but you're only 5"0, so yeah I feel so sorry for you.... And guys do prefer taller chicks( then 5"5, because it's so awkward) and they know it... And personnally I prefer shorter guys, thry are so hot, I would def. Pick a guy 5'5 then a guy 6'3 but that's jus me I guess ( and everybody does have there own preferences)
and to all you people saying she could have mistaken her for a child obviously a child above 4'7 isn't going to sit in a high chair. and even if she thought he was there with his kid she still shouldn't have flirted with him infront of his daughter
Wow I was 4-11 when I was like 2 good lord your short as hell
I am 4'9'' and my boyfriend is 6' so don't worry :D more people think my dad is my boyfriend because I come from a short family and my dad looks young.
I'm 4 10 1/2. Yeah. I know the feeling.
oh my gosh the same thing has happened to me.
#203 - On 02/17/2010 at 11:45pm by loddieda
Cute , I know how you feel , I'm umm , 4"6 >.< an my bf is 6"7 and younger than me !
#204 - On 02/22/2010 at 4:42pm by iC2
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