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Today, I woke up at a strangers house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
listerine is just more alcohol going inside of you anyway. way to go, champ.
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Friday 24 October 2014