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Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML

I agree, your life sucks (4357) - you totally deserved it (18673)

On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Heh...I found out how to eat one of those when I was 5 :P
Sorry your so dumb OP, FYL

#1 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:06am by XxSKELETOxX

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To the lovely #1... It's "you're so dumb OP"... not "your" lolz

#7 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:15am by shelboo

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Nice one shelboo XD good catch

#11 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:21am by Bud

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...Really? Umm.. Why would you buy something you can't eat?
Did you even know what it was when you bought it?

#2 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:08am by dudeitsdanny

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This is a lame fml to approve. Just slightly.

#3 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:09am by shelboo

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not an fml.

#4 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:09am by rosemary

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So.....?

#5 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:10am by fobchick

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How do you not know how to eat a mango? You either cut it up or eat as is, with the skin.

#6 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:15am by LuveitsGreat

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Really?... Really?? THAT'S your fml? ugh

#8 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:16am by fmlpostthing

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You sure know how to make a man go.. *nyuk nyuk nyuk*

#9 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:18am by alexandraa

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-_- talaga??? (that's my filipino side saying REALLY??)

#10 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:21am by jjcastillo

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Im still waiting for the FML...........

#12 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:29am by MissOriginal

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The FML is that they're just that pathetic. If they are indeed that pathetic as to where they can't figure out how to eat a mango on their own, their life is fucked, for probably forever.

#20 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:46am by redbluegreen

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#13 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:30am by Neon_POP

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#14 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:33am by rotyeqnor

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Wow, your life is so messed up OP. I feel so sorry for you.

#15 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:33am by FortuneFaded

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How on earth is this an FML?

#16 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:38am by coffee_addict7

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OMG, how unfortunate!

#17 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:39am by vermillionlove

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peel it...... take the seed out. eat it. YUM YUM. shit it out later. GG.

#18 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:46am by xkaokaox

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You couldn't figure out how to eat fruit?

Please report to the nearest sterilization center.

#19 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:46am by CallMeHush

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Clearly, the OP hit enter before they finished typing. I imagine the whole thing would read:

"Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet, because my jaw got wired shut and I need the specific vitamins in mangos to survive. Turns out, the only way to absorb them is to now use my whole mango as a suppository. FML."

-or something to that effect. :D

#21 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:49am by CinderChicken

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Oh wow. Yeah, fuck your life. This is just horrible.

#22 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:53am by idiotkid

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loving 21's comment!!! lol

#23 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:55am by BrownSugar

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This is no FML OP. Post again when you have a real fml. and who the hell approved this one?

#24 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:56am by Stumblebum30

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