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Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML

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On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Clearly, the OP hit enter before they finished typing. I imagine the whole thing would read:

"Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet, because my jaw got wired shut and I need the specific vitamins in mangos to survive. Turns out, the only way to absorb them is to now use my whole mango as a suppository. FML."

-or something to that effect. :D

#21 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:49am by CinderChicken

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This is a lame fml to approve. Just slightly.

#3 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:09am by shelboo

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