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Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
If you don't want people seeing your boobs, don't tan topless if it's possible for people to peek or visitors to see you from the gate.
Just some advice.
You deserved that. You say your backyard is secluded, but there's a gate that people on the other side can easily see through? Wake up lady!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.