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Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML


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On 12/29/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by FMLimsomad (man) - United States

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is it bad that i read "i spent the whole day getting it off", thought something dirty, & laughed?

#5 - On 12/29/2009 at 7:17pm by sparkIy

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why would you have your window open in the first place since it's cold enough to snow?

#10 - On 12/29/2009 at 7:30pm by MadeOfAwesome

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