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Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4757) - you deserved it (30978)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by namehere34 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Well, now you can sell it to pay for a new window. problem solved!

#2 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:08pm by borabora1991

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Sorry, but even glass can cut glass, so can anything with a larger number than 7 on Moh's hardness scale.

6 to 7 Glass, Vitreous pure silica
7 Quartz (Crystallized silica)
7 to 7.5 Garnet
7 to 8 Hardened steel
8 Topaz
9 Corundum
10 Diamond
>10 Aggregated diamond nanorods

#6 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:15pm by deloria

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