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Today, I went to the dentist after not being there for 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavities and that I would need to pay $3,000 for a serious mouth surgery. The reason I hadn't been to the dentist in 3 years: I've been married to a dentist for 3 years that said my teeth were "perfect." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31414) - you deserved it (5087)

On 12/29/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by bradyman (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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You still need to go. They have the right tools to check on your teeth and gums.

#2 - On 12/29/2009 at 2:06pm by pegasus77

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WTF ever. dentists lie and say you need all this surgery to get paid! I had 16 cavities once as a teen and did not have effing oral surgery. get a 2nd and 3rd oppinion before you waste money and your insurance drops you.

#5 - On 12/29/2009 at 2:09pm by thinmint

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