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Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25848) - you deserved it (4737)

On 12/28/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by SpaceAstronaut (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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iPods doooo go that loud. mine does atleast... that was a bitch move from the gf.

#19 - On 12/28/2009 at 8:41pm by thinmint

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This comment is completely irrelevant.

#2 - On 12/28/2009 at 8:02pm by Yarrachel

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