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Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55326) - you deserved it (6178)

On 03/30/2009 at 6:14am - misc - by wasntme (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

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Yeah, my mom would have done the exact same thing. In fact, she has said that before!

So I know how you feel!

#1 - On 03/30/2009 at 5:09pm by JackFrost

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Ouch, Mom, shut up, life doesn't revolve around boys, I'm excited for making an acheivment that didnt involve hormones and or sluttyness, so shut up and congragulate me on an academic achievement, jeez, here I thought you zere supposed to be teaching life morals; thanks, I'm all equipped to zork at a strip club thanks to you ** for next time if there is one :P or something else... you know, whtever you want

#9 - On 03/30/2009 at 5:22pm by xXxBisouxXx

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