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Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21389) - you deserved it (12561)

On 12/27/2009 at 5:25pm - misc - by xMiSS_CuTiEx (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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OH YEEEAH!!!!!

#6 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:34pm by TheLoneWolf87

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you should have remembered the first rule of fml, which is: "No good deed goes unpunished." Or maybe it's the second or third rule. I forget.

#12 - On 12/27/2009 at 9:08pm by snafu57

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