Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

by xMiSS_CuTiEx / 12/27/2009 at 5:25pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

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  • OH YEEEAH!!!!!

    #6 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:34pm by TheLoneWolf87

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  • you should have remembered the first rule of fml, which is: "No good deed goes unpunished." Or maybe it's the second or third rule. I forget.

    #12 - On 12/27/2009 at 9:08pm by snafu57

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