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Today, I backed out of the driveway of our newly built home. Being unfamiliar with the driveway, I ended up getting bogged in the mud and slid halfway down the steep slope of the front yard, trying free myself. I haven't met my neighbours yet. They stood in their front lawns watching me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18011) - you deserved it (3567)

On 12/27/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by jaded_woman (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Learn to drive?

#8 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:06am by GeorgeBoosh

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"Unfamiliar with the driveway?" So EVERYWHERE else that you drive, you're familiar with, and THAT'S why you screwed up this time? It's got nothing to do with being used to it... it's a matter of watching where you're going and knowing how to back up properly.

#18 - On 12/27/2009 at 10:19am by ssnickel

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