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Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15647) - you deserved it (1745)

On 12/25/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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at least he liked the gift I spose

#1 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:10am by AmyLovesJoel

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If you buy someone a battery-operated present, you should buy them the batteries to go with it. It's not exactly polite to get them something that requires them to go out and buy something just so it works. That's like giving someone half a jigsaw and then expecting them to buy the other half. (Unless perhaps it was already quite an expensive present and you know they want it so much they'd be happy to buy the batteries for it.)

#8 - On 12/26/2009 at 4:17am by LilaBear

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