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Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22204) - you deserved it (2570)

On 12/25/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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at least he liked the gift I spose

#1 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:10am by AmyLovesJoel

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What sucks is that it is your fault......Always buy the batteries.

#2 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:10am by Mookdaruch

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