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Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML

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On 12/25/2009 at 8:50pm - misc - by RoxahTheGreat (woman) - United States (California)

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Sounds like my family.

#1 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:12am by Tigg3r

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so? go down to the bar, get a drink and have it added to the room bill.

#4 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:34am by figurey

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