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Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks (21263) - you deserved it (1197)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:19pm - misc - by parentalfail (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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