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Today, my mother confronted me about my bird's masturbation problem. We spent christmas eve googling "bird masturbating" and watching videos to see if that was actually what my bird was doing. At least he's having a good christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15813) - you deserved it (2003)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:25am - animals - by suuuuuupucci (woman) - United States (California)

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