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Today, I waited anxiously until midnight to open my Christmas presents. As the clock struck midnight, I ran out into the living room, super-excited to open them, only to discover that everyone in our house had already opened theirs, and had all gone to bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26217) - you deserved it (5087)

On 12/25/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by iFail (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Meg Griffin, is that you?

#6 - On 12/25/2009 at 7:27am by MagneticGuitar

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is there no communication in your house? don't you open presents together? why would you open presents at midnight by yourself?

#10 - On 12/25/2009 at 9:26am by darkblue_13

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