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Today, I found out my grandpa died. As I rushed home crying to comfort my parents, I got pulled over for speeding. The officer told me to cut out the "fake" tears". When I told him my grandpa just died he tacked on another $100 for lying to an officer. Worst. Christmas. Ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43069) - you deserved it (2984)

On 12/24/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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so go to appeals court with the death certificate and at least get the 100 taken off

#1 - On 12/25/2009 at 3:09am by russianspy1234

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Except... you don't get fined for lying to an officer simply BECAUSE they can't know what's a lie and what isn't.

#2 - On 12/25/2009 at 3:17am by MaryMo

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