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Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36539) - you deserved it (2018)

On 12/22/2009 at 9:53pm - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (Florida)

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Ex-girlfriend, right?

#1 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:05am by minitrini_89

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just go with it.. get your present, then you can split

#4 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:26am by opsyOp

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