Today, I started my job as a waiter. I was excited when my first customer paid for the bill. I go over to the table, half-expecting a tip. I got to the table and no money was on the table. On the bottom receipt was written: "Ever heard of deodorant?" Apparently I smell bad. Thanks for the tip. FML

by themonkeyman / 12/22/2009 at 7:05pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

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  • Cheeseburger: $3.75

    Fries: $2.00

    Soda: $1.50

    Dessert: $3.00

    Tip: $0.00

    Finding out you smell like shit off a reciept: PRICELESS

    #8 - On 12/23/2009 at 4:00am by Simply_J

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  • That tip was worth more than any $ you could have gotten...

    #7 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:46am by TomasT

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