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Today, I started my job as a waiter. I was excited when my first customer paid for the bill. I go over to the table, half-expecting a tip. I got to the table and no money was on the table. On the bottom receipt was written: "Ever heard of deodorant?" Apparently I smell bad. Thanks for the tip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9258) - you deserved it (23328)

On 12/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by themonkeyman - United States (Minnesota)

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Cheeseburger: $3.75

Fries: $2.00

Soda: $1.50

Dessert: $3.00

Tip: $0.00

Finding out you smell like shit off a reciept: PRICELESS

#8 - On 12/23/2009 at 4:00am by Simply_J

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At least your first customer was candid. Now did you take a moment to go freshen up, or did you spend the rest of the shift treating your customers to unpleasant odors?

#6 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:38am by 603050294

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