Miscellaneous: Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's...

By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By PictureLess - 10/01/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, I got home from a family trip to Disney World. I had taken nearly 300 photos of our trip on my new digital camera. As our car pulled into the driveway, I was using my camera to try to delete one unflattering shot of me. I accidentally deleted every picture off the memory card. FML

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By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

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By Pissed - 15/10/2012 19:57 - United States - Newton Center

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML

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By unknown - 07/04/2013 04:26 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

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By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23

Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML

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By EmbarrassedChild - 30/07/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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By indecentcameraexposure - 05/09/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML

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lebreex 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:44

Oh sorry. My bad, I didn't mean to get in your picture.

freshed 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:03

This is where scan and photoshop comes into play. Turn him into Mickey Mouse

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reset_button 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:45

YDI for spending all that money on going to Disney World but being too cheap to buy a digital camera

vollyball921 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 19:18

WTF???^^^^^^^

scvcwcheer 0

Monday 26 July 2010 21:21

wow... or he's smart for not over spending on a camera he wanted to use once. or forgot it at home. and op, can you cut him out?

f__kY_urLif__ 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:48

#1 is dumb... but that is hilarious

littlemuffet 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:53

That's kind of upsetting and very gross but extremely hilarious, so it all evens out.

pu13 5

Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:45

he was touching his big castle in his magic kingdom

Templemind47 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:56

maybe he was thinking of you while he touched himself...a little better?

Hot_Sauce 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:59

lol just Photoshop or crop him out

alex1502 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:39

you cant crop Photos in disposable cameras

freshed 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:03

This is where scan and photoshop comes into play. Turn him into Mickey Mouse

McLaughlane 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:12

#1 ....you're an idiot. Anyway wow, that's really creepy. Ugh. :/ FYL.

SgtSchadenfreude 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:13

This is kinda out there, but hear me out! You could easily take advantage of the situation by uploading the pic onto the Internet. You could become the next huge Internet meme, and if your pic is seen by a lot of people, you'll probably end up (rightfully) ostracizing and humiliating the perv who decided to go to town on himself in an amusement park.