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Today, I gave my wife her anniversary card. She started to giggle then walked in our bedroom and came back with the exact same card from last year. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5514) - you deserved it (20877)

On 12/22/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by todayJman03 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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