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Today, I gave my wife her anniversary card. She started to giggle then walked in our bedroom and came back with the exact same card from last year. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6041) - you deserved it (22125)

On 12/22/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by todayJman03 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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at least she didn't mind...

#1 - On 12/22/2009 at 2:07pm by catatonicsleep

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It's nice that she giggled-- and congratulations on remembering.
This really isn't an FML. It sounds like your ego got a little bruised, but you should just be thankful you found a good woman who has a sense of humor and loves you in spite of your "faults". If this is the worst thing happening in your life, you have nothing to complain about.

#15 - On 12/22/2009 at 2:27pm by Anonymiz

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