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Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28324) - you deserved it (3735)

On 12/22/2009 at 7:15am - misc - by JD300 (woman) - United Kingdom

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At least you got your wish... Why are you not out playing in the snow?!

#3 - On 12/22/2009 at 2:09pm by catatonicsleep

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Hey it's my birthday too. Happy birthday to us! :p

I'm almost as bad, I turned 21 today but I don't drink.

#10 - On 12/22/2009 at 2:51pm by DynamicDave

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