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Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML


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On 12/22/2009 at 7:15am - misc - by JD300 (woman) - United Kingdom

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At least you got your wish... Why are you not out playing in the snow?!

#3 - On 12/22/2009 at 2:09pm by catatonicsleep

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Bollocks no snow in the UK is deep enough to be completely snowed in, invite a few friends who live close by to come round? By a few crates of beers? Have a laugh in the snow? FFS

#6 - On 12/22/2009 at 2:26pm by NyronNosworthy

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