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Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24805) - you deserved it (3624)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by fml333 (woman) - Saudi Arabia

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YDI. Why the hell would you hang out with your ex's girlfriend? You'll only hear things you don't want to know.

#5 - On 12/21/2009 at 8:00pm by startafire

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stop hanging out with your ex'es girl, unless your biding your time to poke holes in all their condoms as a final "gottcha bitch", pretend they died.

#3 - On 12/21/2009 at 7:30pm by TheDrageisha

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