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Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22561) - you deserved it (2484)

On 12/21/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by goblue (man) - United States (Michigan)

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You not lock your apartment?

#2 - On 12/21/2009 at 6:14am by W76

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I second, third, fourth, and tenth everybody who's already asked why your door wasn't locked.

#11 - On 12/21/2009 at 7:34am by LilaBear

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