Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

by goblue / 12/21/2009 at 12:20am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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  • You not lock your apartment?

    #2 - On 12/21/2009 at 6:14am by W76

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  • I second, third, fourth, and tenth everybody who's already asked why your door wasn't locked.

    #11 - On 12/21/2009 at 7:34am by LilaBear

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